WELCOME TO THE NEW MILLENIUM

the impossible is officially possible. first the segway, now i have the internet in my very own apartment. after months of living in the stone age, liza, anna, and i are officially up to 2000, at least.

after months of nothing but brief spurts of internet at the library, we are free to waste as much time as we want looking at videos of animals doing things humans do and pictures of people that we think someone we know might know. my self esteem is sky rocketing.

there are problems with having the internet in our house, though. i never once thought i would need to worry about y2k, and i don't even know where to begin preparing. i have also received calls from like, 50 sexual predators that have been notified of my presence on the internet. liza also fell asleep watching youtube videos, which worries me, because i've read enough goosebumps books to understand the dangers of falling asleep with the tv on - and i'm sure the same science transfers to computer screens. if she gets sucked up into a bizarro techno world, i don't want to be the one to have to save her. all in all, though, the risks are more than worth it.

surfs up, dudes. the future is bright.